The Day I Was Cheated On, I Took My Roommate’s Son for a Massage

“Dad, please stop showing off! You’re going to steal the campus belle right out from under me!”

Just after getting his divorce papers, 40-year-old Yan Yu awakened the God-Tier Frustration System. As long as he did something outrageous enough to leave people fuming, he could grow younger and gain god-tier skills.

Seeing his son acting like a lovesick puppy at university, treated like an ATM by his goddess, Yan Yu didn’t waste time. He enrolled as a special-talent student and moved into his son’s dorm!

At military training, his son got punished with a run for marching out of step, while Yan Yu stunned everyone with one-handed push-ups.

At the welcome party, his son carried a piano for his goddess, while Yan Yu set the internet ablaze with a rock performance.

Then one day, his son came to him in tears. “Dad, the girl I like says she wants to spend the night at our place...”

Yan Yu calmly stubbed out his cigarette. “Don’t get the wrong idea. She wants to be your stepmother.”