Oh No! I Slept with the Yandere Princess, and Now We’re Dao Companions!

[Yandere] [Princess] [One heroine]

I’m Lin Yuan, a tomb keeper at the imperial mausoleum. My specialty is sleeping beside coffins.

In the middle of the night, a coffin lid flipped open by itself, and a woman burning with fever crawled inside. She wasn’t a ghost, but the Grand Princess of Great Yu, a woman who killed without batting an eye. She grabbed me by the throat and said, “Cure this palace’s Passion-Burning Curse, or I’ll castrate you.” I was about to say I couldn’t when the busted coffin in my dantian suddenly came to life. It greedily devoured the curse energy inside the princess and returned ten years of cultivation to me. Worse still, a System notification popped up: [Congratulations, Host, you have completed dual cultivation with a heavenly-grade furnace. Cultivation +999. Warning: The other party’s personality tags are yandere, tsundere, and extremely possessive. You can’t escape.] The next day, wanted posters covered the city: a reward was offered for the flower thief who broke into the imperial mausoleum last night. The princess herself presided over the interrogation. When her eyes swept over me, she sneered, “You, the tomb keeper. Why are you shaking?”