Reborn at five and a half, Shen Ning clung to the leg of a man covered in "red paint" to save her life.
Shen Ning: "Uncle, are you a pig butcher? I want some meat."
Xie Wuwang (the world's most wanted fugitive): "..."
From then on, things started taking a strange turn...
Her second brother was hacking people with a machete?
Shen Ning: "Wow! Second Brother is peeling an apple. He's so good at it!"
Forced to peel a ton of rabbit-shaped apples, Second Brother's combat prowess was converted into cooking skills.
An assassin snuck in and was installing C4 explosives in a corner?
Shen Ning: "Uncle from the renovation crew, that red brick is crooked. It'd look better if it were symmetrical."
The assassin's obsessive-compulsive disorder kicked in. He dismantled and reinstalled the bomb, then got mistaken for a volunteer worker.
Her wealthy biological parents showed up to mock her for living in a run-down psychiatric hospital?
Shen Ning: "Dad says this is called Syrian industrial style. Nouveau riche like you wouldn't understand."
The whole gang of villains: "..."
I just like this kind of crazy family and children. Don't write about Beng'ao. I like this so much