High Martial: My Sim for Winning Over Girls Is Incredibly Reliable

After an accident, Shen Pojun transmigrates to a high-martial urban world and binds himself to the [Dungeon Simulator].

But something’s off about this System. Not only does it have an avatar, a flamboyant, tsundere cow cat, but its main consciousness is also a hopeless simp!

[Simp Report]: “Master! According to the simulation, a mutated wolf pup three li ahead is crying and begging to be your pet. Threat level: zero. We recommend going over to ‘claim’ it.”

[Simp Report]: “Alert! A trio of ants is trying to ambush you. The simulation shows they’ll line up to run into your fists in thirty seconds, then ‘voluntarily’ leave behind their storage scrolls.”

What’s more, the techniques learned and breakthroughs achieved in the simulation can be synchronized with reality at the push of a button. Other people simulate over and over without getting anything out of it, but Shen Pojun gets it all in one go.

Just when he thinks happiness can’t get any better, three beautiful senior fellow disciples compete to practice the “Bedside Secret Art” with him. It’s got him in a real bind: there’s no way he can be in three places at once!