Dressed as a vicious female supporting character in entertainment industry literature, I went completely crazy.
The plot asks me to frame the little white flower heroine? I grabbed the poisoned wine with my backhand and took a sip: "This glass is for my future urn!"
The plot made me fall in love with the affectionate male lead? I turned on my phone in front of everyone and played: "For all the pain of persistent love——"
The whole internet is laughing at me as a clown, waiting for me to be kicked out by the indifferent husband I am married to.
Until we were on a couples variety show.
While others were feeding me sweetly, I was doing Tai Chi on the balcony: "It is our duty to restore the glory of our wealthy family!"
Others expressed their heartfelt feelings to each other, and I recited affectionately: "You are my Internet mouthpiece, and I am your cyber electrocardiogram."
Everyone is waiting for the business tycoon to get divorced.
But he just silently put away my "art work" of frying the kitchen, and turned around to buy the brand I scolded.
When the original heroine cried and complained that I bullied her, he calmly asked: "What did she say to you? 'The gear of fate is stuck in the crack of your door' - this sounds like a physical description."
Later the show raided mobile phones.
My search history: [Comprehensive Collection of Contemporary Crazy Literature] [How to Create Death Elegantly in the World]
His search history: [Guide to appreciating performance art for spouses] [Is it normal to fall in love with crazy people] [How to legally acquire a variety show]
The night when the original plot came out, I stood on the rooftop and raised my middle finger in the air: "Fuck your crappy script!"
And the villain husband who was supposed to be a black man tore up the marriage agreement and held my hand:
"The contract is void."
"There is only one thing in the new contract: from now on, you are responsible for going crazy, and I am responsible for making you crazy and having fun."
