I am the Heavenly Dao's greatest lucky charm, forced to come down to the mortal realm and save a “sweet but foolish” prince and princess consort.
My parents are kind and generous, yet my wicked uncle and aunt keep bleeding them dry.
Are we just going to put up with that? This lucky little fish is officially on the job!
Auntie poisons someone? I'll return the favor with a full-body swelling package.
Uncle tries to seize power? Tomorrow, the emperor will have all the evidence against you on his desk.
Just as our family of three is settling into a happy, prosperous life, the Heavenly Dao sends down ninety-nine bolts of thunder, accusing me of disrupting fate?
My father silently draws the ancestral cleaver, while my mother hefts her black iron wok.
Behind us, our newly opened Number One Restaurant Under Heaven is packed with customers, the line stretching all the way to the Southern Heavenly Gate.
Heavenly Dao: ...? Where's the tearjerker plot we were promised? Since when did mortals get so bold?
