Four years of college. I lost 569 takeaways. It wasn't until I was about to graduate that I announced on the school forum that of the 569 takeaways I had thrown away, 566 were adulterated with aniseed! The forum exploded, and so did the habitual offenders who stole takeaways. On this day, countless people reported me to the school. I laughed and threw out my graduation thesis "Research on the Carbon-Nitrogen Ratio and Decomposition Process of Mixing Excrement and Organic Food to Improve Compost Quality" with my backhand. Poisoning? Just kidding, this is just practice material for my thesis.
