Su Bai had planned to return to his village and live a laid-back life, but the animals at home were just too capable.
[Ding! Your husky thinks your home is bare as a bone, so it dug up a gold mine with an excavator overnight.]
[Ding! Your golden snub-nosed monkey thinks you’re lonely, so it brewed “Peach Blossom Wine” and kidnapped the nation’s goddess.]
On the first day of his livestream, the big yellow dog went to the corner store to buy sausages and even haggled over the price.
On the second day, the husky put on sunglasses and drove a tractor one-handed, drifting around a corner and stunning an F1 racing champion.
On the third day, a goose drove off a gang of poachers with a single honk, leaving even the police dumbfounded.
Viewer A: “Please, I’m begging you, sell me some of your rice! I’ll pay a hundred thousand per pound!”
Viewer B: “God Su, do you need another dog at your place? I’ve even been to college!”
National goddess Lin Qingying: “Su Bai, I’ll give up being a star. I just want to be a pooper-scooper at your place.”
Looking at the divine beasts filling his courtyard and the goddess who refused to leave, Su Bai fell into deep thought.
“I only wanted to farm in peace. How did I become the richest man in the world?”
