(The ending of this book is very reasonable) I am Lin Fan, a former 996 commune beast and now the worst handyman in the world of immortality.
Other people's systems: give away skills, give away artifacts, give away fairies.
My system: issuing KPIs, deducting wages, and urging performance.
The dog system said: If you fan three people today, you will be rewarded with three levels of Qi training; if you fail to complete it, one year of life will be deducted.
So my senior brother snatched my steamed buns - I slapped him.
The deacon wanted to punish me—I fought him.
A local snake collects protection money - I slap him into a symmetrical pig's head.
The system said this was called "Slap KPI" and suggested that I actively strive to be on the list.
I just want to say: I just want to lie down and farm, why do you force me to slap people?
Later, it was spread throughout the world of cultivation: There is a handyman who should not be messed with.
Because when he hits someone, it's not because he wants to –
It's forced by the system.
