This Stand-In Is Unhinged, and Even the Powerful Can’t Stop Them

[Quirky Thinker, All-Round Stand-In Queen] VS [Severe Neat Freak, Scheming Risk-Control Expert]

To pay off the mortgage on an unfinished apartment building, Diwu You starts an all-purpose stand-in service: dumping cheating men on clients’ behalf, spending the night in haunted houses, and pretending to be a deranged ex-girlfriend.

But things go wrong from the start, and she ends up clinging to top risk-control expert Xian Qingrang’s leg, wailing, “The child can’t grow up without a father!”

When the meticulous germaphobe and data guru collides with the quirky comedian, everything goes completely off the rails. He plans to classify her as a “high-risk scammer,” but instead gets dragged into her antics, her acting, and her campaign to straighten out the wealthy elite.

Xian Qingrang grits his teeth and adjusts his glasses. “According to my risk assessment, you’re the biggest bug in my life.”

Diwu You calmly counts her cash. “Thank you for your business. Fixing that bug will cost you your whole life.”

He’d accounted for everything, but never imagined he’d willingly spend the rest of his life going crazy right alongside her.