I Read Lunyü and Became a Sage, and You Want Me to Journey West?

A true royal disciple of the Tang dynasty, he has spent twenty years poring over the Analects, and you say this is the Journey to the West?

One need only master the Three Teachings to become a sage on the spot?

Then I shall claim these sacred scriptures for myself.

Xuanzang: “A gentleman who is not grave will not inspire awe”? This monk's muscles are no weaklings, either.

Wukong: “If I hear the Dao in the morning, I can die content in the evening”? I'll cover the distance in one somersault, and those demons won't live to see tomorrow's sun!

Bajie: “Food and sex are human nature.” This old pig has done nothing wrong!

Watching the pilgrimage team's style take a sudden turn, the Buddhists of Mount Lingshan are at a loss…