Help! Crazy Criticism of the Prince, He Can Read Minds

On the surface, I am the most humble daughter of a sinner in the East Palace, weak and unable to take care of myself. In fact, I am a future rich woman who is ready to dig a tunnel and plan to keep a male model. But I didn't expect that the evil prince could actually hear my voice! — When he pointed his sword at me, I thought to myself: [Come on! Die together! I will definitely take off your pants before I die! He sheathed his sword. (Sneer) — When he threw me into the cold palace, I thought to myself: [Great! This shitty place is a paradise for jailbreaks! He sent eight bodyguards to "protect" me 24 hours a day. (Smile) — When he brought his face towards me, I thought to myself: [Ahhh! Beauty mistook me! This dog man is quite handsome...] The base of his ears turned red. (Cough slightly) — Later, the entire East Palace thought that I was the favorite of countless people. Only I know that I am just a 24-hour stand-up show performer exclusive to His Highness the Crown Prince. Pei Lin: "What's today's show? To scold Gu Gu or to support male models? Hurry up, Gu is waiting for the meal." Me: (I have no love in my life)