I went from being hated across the internet to becoming a sensation, all thanks to my bodyguard. He catches a drone with one hand, takes down a burly man in three seconds, and uses Ming Dynasty military strategy to outplay the entertainment industry’s power players. My rival buys smear articles? He teaches me to turn the tables with a "sowing discord" ploy. A sasaeng follows me? He shows me real ancient tracking techniques. I thought he was a retired special forces king until I saw the jade pendant on his chest: made during the Jiajing reign of the Great Ming, from the Prince Yu’s residence. Now the question is: how do I take care of a real ancient man? Help, urgently.