I, Sun Wukong, was slapped by Tathagata on the way to the Buddhist scriptures and sent back to Huaguo Mountain. I opened my eyes and saw a banner on the Water Curtain Cave: "Celebrating the 500th anniversary of the king being crushed on the Five Elements Mountain." Me: "???" [Ding! Journey to the West full life system binding! Gift package for beginners: a box of 1982 Coca-Cola and a dozen anti-stress Wuxingshan Vajra Indestructible brand yoga mats. I looked at Taibai Jinxing who came to recruit people, took out the Bluetooth speaker and played "Calories": "Old man, shake to the rhythm, I am so happy that I don't think about going to heaven." From then on, the style of drawing from scriptures completely fell apart. Tang Monk used an anti-scald automatic constant-temperature cassock for meditating, Bajie ate canned demon meat as a meal replacement to lose weight, and Sha Monk's burden was filled with system task rewards for me. As for those monsters blocking the road? I took out the Gatling Bodhisattva consecration plate and said: "Donor, times have changed, take advantage of my old grandson!"
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