A Useless Nobody from the Start, Yet I Have a Tiny Bit of Talent

[System]+ [Scheming]+ [Funny cultivation novel]+ [Feel-good power fantasy] Overworked office worker Lin Bei dies suddenly and transmigrates, binding himself to the [Lie-Flat-to-Immortality System]. The more he lies flat, the more invincible he becomes! Others cultivate painstakingly for a hundred years to establish their foundations? He takes a nap and breaks through immediately. Others risk their lives searching for treasure? He hides in a ruined temple, and the System gives him divine weapons. He only wanted to quietly be a good-for-nothing, but trouble keeps coming to him: A fairy insists on giving him pills, his sect forces him to compete in a tournament, and the Demonic Cult likes him so much they want him to join... Lin Bei is on the verge of tears: “I really just want to lie flat!” System: [Host successfully avoided showing off. Reward: one Heaven-tier cultivation technique] Lin Bei: ??? Since when can you become an immortal just by slacking off?