Help! Liu Yi, a finance master's graduate from a top-tier 985 university and a Central Government-selected civil servant, drank too much at his celebration banquet, blacked out, and opened his eyes to find himself transmigrated into Liu Yilong, emperor of the Liu Song dynasty. Who can relate? The previous two emperors were both killed by powerful ministers. He's just a stopgap puppet, the entire court is crawling with informants, and he's afraid even to drink a bowl of soup in case it's poisoned. Being emperor really is a high-risk job!
There's always someone trying to kill me, but nobody can finish the job is a thrilling romp that'll have you laughing until you split your sides! No rambling, no needless misery: every chapter brings an assassination attempt, and every line has a punchline! The protagonist has no golden finger. He relies entirely on his grassroots experience in maintaining stability and his financial mind to take on powerful ministers and turn the tables on assassins. His motto: “If troublemakers dare come for me, I'll deal with them!”
A powerful minister stirs up trouble? He uses business recruitment tactics to dismantle the man's faction and turn everyone against him. An assassin strikes? He talks them around, recruits them as a lackey, and turns the attempted murder into an assist. The crown prince plots a rebellion? He prepares a trap ahead of time and waits for the treacherous heir to walk right into it. He handles it all with ease!
From a good-for-nothing puppet everyone can bully to a mighty ruler with power over the whole realm! Watch a grassroots civil servant transmigrate and take on every troublemaker single-handedly, defy fate, and become the ultimate winner whom nobody can kill. You won't regret giving this one a chance!
