Shen Qingci, a blogger who opposed women being consumed by romance, transmigrated into a book after suffering a heart attack while ranting about a melodramatic cultivation novel.
The moment she opened her eyes, she had become the book's most tragic cannon-fodder junior martial uncle:
Born with an immortal spirit physique, she was drained of her spiritual power by her romance-obsessed sect and died miserably in the Spirit Vein Hall.
The eldest senior brother was a demon-world spy plotting to destroy the sect, the second senior sister stole an immortal herb for a scumbag, the third junior brother destroyed a magic artifact for a white lotus, and the sect master spent every day mourning at a grave...
The whole sect was hopelessly lovesick, and just one step away from annihilation!
[Ding! The Sever Ties, Ascend the Dao System is now bound!]
[Mission: Sever the sect's ill-fated relationships and awaken the righteous heart!]
[Rewards: Cultivation, divine pills, and enhanced spiritual physique!]
[Failure: Your soul will be scattered!]
From then on, Qingxuan Sect gained a junior martial uncle who looked frail but was a total maniac at heart.
She snapped her lovesick senior brother out of it, tore apart the demon-world spy, and kicked the scumbag and white lotus to the curb.
The sect that had once been consumed by romance became a bunch of career fanatics!
They went mad cultivating, refining pills and artifacts, drawing talismans, and practicing swordsmanship!
With the System in her left hand and her spiritual physique in her right, she conquered the world with her sharp tongue and proved the Great Dao with her madness.
The righteous path bowed down: "Junior Martial Uncle is the pillar of our Daoist hearts!"
The entire sect declared: "Anyone who dares to provoke Junior Martial Uncle will have to step over our dead bodies!"
A certain aloof Sword Venerable: "I'll protect you for the rest of your life, and it won't get in the way of your ascension."
Shen Qingci smiled faintly:
Romance? It gets in the way of ascension!
Once I purge these ill-fated entanglements, I'll ascend to the pinnacle of the Dao Ancestor and sweep across the Eight Wastelands!