I Just Want to Slack Off, but My Whole Family Hears My Thoughts and Goes Wild

Su Zhe has lived a third life, and he knows the Su family’s fate of being wiped out cannot be changed. This time, he decides to become a thoroughly reckless spendthrift, hoping to get kicked out of the family as soon as possible so he can take his private savings and enjoy himself in Jiangnan. But everything takes an unexpected turn!

Su Zhe thinks to himself: [Father, the salt permits are a trap. Anyone who touches them is doomed. We might as well go dig for coal in the western hills.]

The next day, his father gives up his position as the salt industry’s biggest power and buys the western hills, where he digs up ten thousand pounds of gold!

Su Zhe grumbles about his big brother: [Stop practicing martial arts. This manual is fake. If you train with it, you’ll castrate yourself!]

His brother burns the manual that very night and switches to the supreme technique Su Zhe silently recites to himself, becoming the greatest martial artist under heaven!

Su Zhe looks at the little beggar girl he took in: [This girl will grow up to be a ruthless female demon. We’d better throw her out!]

The whole family immediately treats the little beggar girl like royalty and raises her into an unrivaled female emperor who protects the Su family!

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Su Zhe is dumbfounded. “I wanted to squander the family fortune. How come we have more gold and silver than we can fit in the house? I wanted to be struck from the family register. Why is the whole family begging me to become its head?”

His father says, “Son, I’ll do whatever you say. I’ll start a rebellion so you can become emperor!”

Su Zhe: “??? No, please! I just want to lie flat!”