On my first day as an emperor, my system rang:
"Ding! It is detected that the host is bound to the Hunjun system. The higher the defeat value, the richer the reward!"
I laughed when I saw the corrupt officials in the DPRK and the urgent reports from the frontier.
The next morning, I promoted the most greedy prime minister to expand the palace.
A month later, I allocated military salary to the brothel for cultural construction.
Three years later, when the enemy's iron cavalry approached the city, all the civil and military officials in the court knelt down and begged me to run away.
I sat on the dragon throne, looked at the millions of defeat points accumulated in the system, and pressed the "Redeem Heavenly Soldiers" button.
"Why are you running?" I pointed at the dark enemy troops below the city, "They are the ones who should run."
