Are You Crazy? I Asked You to Tell Fortunes and You Took Out the Mechanics of Mathematics with Your Backhand.

"Master, I've been having bad luck lately, how can I fix it?" Chen Ping took out his computer with his backhand: "Don't panic, wait until I hack into the backend of the Law of Cause and Effect and delete your unlucky code." "Master, I feel like my wife is cheating on me. Please give me some advice." Chen Ping tapped on the keyboard: "According to the quantum entanglement theory, your cuckold is already in a 'superposition state' at the microscopic level. Come on, let me capture the packet in real time and help you pinpoint it!" School belle: I asked you to tell your fortune, but you physically climbed over the wall and invaded the backstage? Police: I asked you to help find someone, but you mobilized global satellite positioning? Chen Ping: Don't ask, ask about quantum mechanics, science is the only metaphysics! (˵¯͒¯͒˵)