On the day he changed classes, Haikuo stared at his dismal stats and fell into thought: F-rank Thief, all points in Agility, and... 10 HP?
A passerby sneered, “With that much health, you’d probably die just by stepping on a banana peel!”
The next second, the ultimate survival System awakened, granting him the conceptual-level talent Absolute MISS!
Ding! Physical attack detected... Result: MISS!
Ding! Forbidden magic detected... Result: MISS!
Ding! Causality curse detected... Result: No target found, MISS!
From then on, everything changed.
Boss Boar King: “I charged straight at him, so why did I clip right through him?!”
Max-Level God of Magic: “My forbidden spell covers the whole map. How the hell is he taking a bath in it?”
Haikuo, looking completely innocent: “Oops, I just slipped. Carry on.”
As long as I judge it to be an attack, even the gods will waste their ultimate!
Don’t ask why I don’t wear defensive gear. The answer is simple: no one can hit me!
