Li Kui Loves Me

My name is Fang Zikun, and I’m the Earth God of Songjiang High-Tech Zone. My pockets are even emptier than my face: I’ve only got fifty yuan. In my previous life, I was Song Jiang.

My brother Li Kui was reincarnated as an unparalleled beauty: fair skin, gorgeous looks, and long legs. Now she chases after me in a JK schoolgirl skirt, calling me “Big Brother.” Don’t get the wrong idea. She’s one hundred percent my bro, just with a face that’s impossible to resist. We eat and sleep together every day in the Earth God temple. I keep my eyes in check, and she keeps her mouth in check. This life is a lot harder than our days at Liangshan.

Then I met Zhao Ruoxi. She’s thirty-three, the female CEO of the Huaqiang Group, with an undergraduate degree from Peking University, a master’s from London Business School, and a fortune worth tens of billions. What does she see in me? She says I’m handsome. Fair enough, I’ll take it. She hauls me up from being a loser, making me pursue a postgraduate degree, take the civil service exam, and start a business. I have people I care about in this mortal world now, and a weakness to exploit. But she doesn’t know that I’m hiding something from her every day.

The Demon Realm is nearly beyond my control.

These aren’t ordinary demons. Mythological systems from other civilizations are forcing their way through the rift. The old hands in Heaven can’t hold them back, because one of their own stabbed me in the back all those years ago. My name was struck from the immortal registers and I was demoted to Earth God. It wasn’t an accident. It was a cover-up. Someone in the Hall of Miraculous Mistures didn’t want me, Song Jiang, to make it back to Heaven alive. Now they’ve come looking for me again. Fine, I’ll fight this battle for you. But when it’s over, every old score will be settled. Not a single one will be forgotten.

Down in the mortal world, the internet cafe is up and running, and the brothers have gathered again. Wang Hai is helping the girls leave their old lives behind, Zhou Tong is busy running the place, and K is handling the books behind the scenes. I owed the girls too much in my previous life. In this one, I’ll repay them, one by one.

Drink the strongest liquor, love the most beautiful woman