Traveling to the Cyber Heaven, which was spiraling into madness, I became a dawdling security guard at Nantianmen.
Here, the assessment of gods depends on KPI, the cultivation depends on merit coins, and even the thunder and gong kills people to compete for performance. And I, Jiang Xiaoyu, appear to be a guarding immortal official at the bottom of the immortal world, but in fact I am the crazy keyboard warrior on the anonymous forum who asked the Jade Emperor to smash three Kunlun Pads.
Until that day, the Jade Emperor was furious in the live broadcast: "In three days, find out the worm who posted this for me!"
Then he pointed at me huddled in the corner: "You, join the task force."
The eyes of all the immortals and gods in the palace looked at me as if they were looking at a dead person.
They don't know——
I reported the Yaochi theft case.
The alchemy room in Tushita Palace was abnormal, and I reported it.
And now, the "number one criminal in heaven" that I want to personally track down is myself.
Reading Highlights
Hilarious counter-routine: While I was using my identity as a keyboard warrior to post crazy posts to complain about my boss, I was also using my identity as a security guard to "actively" investigate the case, and staged a fairyland werewolf killing of "I'm investigating myself."
⚡ Cyber Cultivation: Yu Jian needs to take the driving license test, flat peach is the year-end bonus, Yue Lao uses big data to match the marriage, and the entire heaven is like a fortune-telling factory that works crazy overtime.
Rectifying the workplace: When related accounts start to get stuck with bugs. Use the loopholes in the rules to kill the PUA leaders, use black materials to threaten to change the system, this is a broken class, I will rectify it first as a respect.
This class in heaven will be punished more and more as they get higher
But it doesn't matter, I have plenty of ways to make the leader go crazy first
