[Ding! The Basketball Minimalist System has activated.]
Checking Host’s current condition: lazy, doesn’t want to run, wants to go home and eat takeout.
Matching exclusive divine skill: [Guaranteed Make from an Absolute Open Shot] (Range: the entire court, no blind spots)
As long as nobody’s within two meters, it’d be hard to miss even if I tried!
His teammates run their plays for all they’re worth. Su Yang: standing at the logo, spacing out (yawns)
The opponents swarm him with double teams. Su Yang: if I take one step forward, I lose.
The result:
First shot → a deep three swishes through the net!
Second shot → a buzzer-beating game winner from just past half court!
The crowd is left stunned: “Is this guy seriously a temp? He must be a basketball god who descended to earth!”
Su Yang looks at his rapidly climbing [Open-Shot Contest Resistance] stat and helplessly shrugs.
“Honestly, I just thought... walking up for a layup would be too tiring.”
After watching the footage, Stephen Curry stays up all night practicing. “Coach, I can’t learn to shoot that smoothly!”
Analyst, let's forget it, it's too deliberate and her plot
The preface of the AI article does not match the postscript
It doesn't mean anything at all. Play basketball, arrange a woman, and do it right from the beginning. It's just like flirting. If you want to write about falling in love, why not play basketball?
Looks really boring