Li Baitian's life ideal is very simple: be a salted fish, wait for death, and marry his childhood sweetheart Wen Meiqing.
Until he picked up a skinny native dog.
This dog stole his trousers and changed them into flowery trousers. He twisted his mouth and shook his legs all day long, robbed him of his spiritual fruit in exchange for ham sausages, and always gave bad ideas to various goddesses to chase him.
Li Baitian felt that what he picked up was not a dog, but an ancestor.
Later, when the school bully bullied his brother, he punched him and knocked him out of his pubic area.
The evil cultivator slaughtered the village, and he carried the bricks to the enemy's lair.
Foreign forces invaded China, and he took his brothers and dogs to pursue them across the country.
Later——
At the top of Kunlun, the elders of the demon tribe all knelt down and worshiped the yellow dog in flower pants: "Welcome to the Supreme Lord Huang Tian!"
Li Baitian turned his head and looked at Dahuang who was chewing ham sausage: "... How many other things are you hiding from me?"
Dahuang grinned and shook his flowery pants: "Woof."
Until the evil spirits from outside the territory came, his brother was seriously injured, his lover was on the verge of death, and he fought bloody battle until his soul was broken.
The yellow dog that always deceived him lost his cute and cheap look for the first time, and the true form of the golden demon king shined in the nine heavens.
Flowery pants are floating in the void.
"I have tricked you all my life," Dahuang turned around with the same crooked smile, "I will protect you one last time."
"Remember... Buy your own ham in the future."
