[Don’t Make Me Work Overtime] [Your Ability’s Great. Let Me Borrow It and Give It a Rewrite]
After reading this month’s Supernatural Affairs Management Bureau work report, Bai Shuo took a sip of tea.
The world’s mental state had gotten even more “beautiful”:
“Multiple Departments Join Forces to Crack Down on Charlatans Claiming to Be Miracle Doctors. Emergency Response Mechanisms to Be Improved”
“Supernatural Brawls Must Be Reported! City Solves Another Case of an Ex-Convict Dragon King Seeking Revenge”
“Old Man’s Treasure-Gifting Scam Returns? Student Superpower Users May Be at High Risk of Falling Victim to Fraud”
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Wait, “Mysterious Higher-Dimensional Curse Strikes Again: Another Fugitive System Holder Driven Mad by Whispers”?
Oh, that sounds like me.
What higher-dimensional curse? I just happen to have a little knack for borrowing and improving other people’s abilities.
Of course, the improved versions are a little on the sinister side.
Telepathy is common as dirt? Upgrade it into [Psychic Cancer], with nightmare whispers and parasitic possession.
Playing with venomous insects is too ordinary? Upgrade it into [Abnormal Metamorphosis], corrupting both the living and the dead.
“Have they mistaken me for an evil god coming into the world?” Bai Shuo said helplessly. “But they refuse to cooperate, so they leave me no choice but to physically reform them.”