The Ultimate Death-Seeking System Forces Me to Court Death in the Immortal Realm

[Spring Festival + Pranks + Comedy + Troll + Fantasy Cultivation + Transmigration + Cultivation World + Hilarious + Social Butterfly Syndrome + Shameless + Invincible System] A novel rated 9.9!!! A special forces soldier transmigrates into a bullied nobody in the cultivation world and gets bound to a System that claims it can help him “get himself killed” so he can go home, put his feet up, and inherit a hundred trillion. But every time he tries to get himself killed, the System uses “mission failed” as an excuse to ramp up his defense and cultivation, and hand him divine weapons… leaving him bouncing back and forth between “invincible” and “I want to die.” He only gets stronger, and more desperate. For the sake of that hundred trillion, he has no choice but to continue his deranged attempts to get himself killed, all while wrestling with the problem that he simply can’t die.