"The ultimate dream of a social animal: to own a house and land, find a son-in-law, and retire early!"
One second ago, I was doing a PPT at the 996 station.
The next second, I was reborn as a poor peasant girl in ancient times who was about to be sold to an old bachelor.
Good news: I have bound a spiritual spring space, so what you plant will grow, and what you raise will be fat.
Bad news: The whole village knows that I am "restraint on marriage," no one dares to marry me, and I am being forced to pay the "single tax" within three days.
I stood up and slapped the case——
Get married? OK! But my view on marriage and love, Lin Wan, focuses on one benefit:
No betrothal gifts are required, bring your own meal tickets, be obedient and capable, and look good enough to eat.
So when I saw that handsome but giggly man by the river, I didn't hesitate - picked it up!
The whole village laughed at me for being crazy: "Pick a fool as a treasure and wait to starve to death!"
The cousin mocked: "I don't even want this kind of trash if you give it to me for free."
I held my "silly" husband's hand, turned around and used the space to grow golden grains, opened a chain store, and became extremely rich.
Until the barbarians invaded, the border was in crisis, and the court's food and grass were cut off.
I opened the granary and donated 100,000 dan, and the Holy Spirit came to thank me in person.
Civil and military officials from all over the court knelt down to welcome me. My "silly" man in an apron who was roasting sweet potatoes for me knelt down on one knee:
"Your Majesty, Xiao Lie, King of Zhenbei, is willing to lead the troops to retreat from the enemy in return for my wife's kindness in raising me."
The people who laughed at me back then are now shaking like a sieve in front of the emperor.
My husband stood up, patted the dust on his armor, and winked at me:
"Madam, wait until I come back to open the vat of sauerkraut in the cellar."
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