Lin Wanyin traveled through time and became the little cannon fodder in the harem who could be sentenced to death at any time. She was also bound to a "melon-eating system" that was only for self-pleasure but not for entry. In order to survive, she decided to be a salty fish with no sense of existence. She was submissive on the outside but punchy on the inside!
Tyrant Emperor: "Today's braised pork dish is good, I love you, please eat more." Lin Wanyin said on the surface: "Thank you for your grace, Your Majesty is so considerate." Lin Wanyin said on the inside: [Pull him down, the fat cook in the imperial kitchen was picking his feet while cooking, whoever likes to eat this meat will eat it! Ugh——] Tyrant Emperor:? ? ? (With a pale face, he silently put down his chopsticks)
In the early morning court, the majestic old prime minister cried bitterly to express his loyalty. Lin Wanyin huddled in the corner eating melon: [Crying really hard, this old man was still on the bed in the outer room last night scolding the emperor for being a fool and hiding all his personal money in the smelly insoles, tsk tsk. ] The next second, the tyrant sneered: "Prime Minister, take off your shoes before you speak!"
During the talent show, a stunning princess from a neighboring country performed a dance. Lin Wanyin's inner barrage went crazy: [Wow, this princess is actually the assassin leader disguised as a woman? The hair on your legs under the skirt is longer than mine, and you still want to be a beloved concubine? So exciting! ] The next second, the tyrant drew his sword: "Someone, come and test me!"
The civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty, and the concubines in the harem: Why has His Majesty always been able to predict the future? There will definitely be help from the gods! Lin Wanyin collapsed: I just want to lie down and go to the cold palace to retire! Why does this tyrant cling to me every day? Xiao Lengting chuckled, his eyes dangerous and doting: "My dear concubine, what else is new today? I want to hear about the two of us..."
