You Said You Just Wanted to Live. So Where Did That Childhood Friend in Your Arms Come From?

[Urban High Martial Arts + Childhood Friends + One Heroine + Comedy + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger and Level Up]

My name is Su Qi.

Heart disease, high blood pressure, low blood sugar...

That’s right, I have them all.

I’ve been plagued by all kinds of illnesses since childhood. They kept one another in check, forming a bizarre balance that let me barely stay alive.

Other people awaken powers so they can get stronger, show off, and reach the pinnacle of high martial arts.

I have only one thought: stay alive! I have to stay alive!

At the Spirit Awakening Ceremony, I seemed to awaken the most useless C-rank ability: Fortune Perceiver.

I can’t fight or kill. I can only siphon other people’s luck to buy myself a brief moment of peace.

It was a little frustrating, but at least I could stay alive.

But my ability seemed to be getting more and more out of hand.

First came Hostile Intent Perception, which let me pinpoint anyone harboring murderous intent.

Then I could use someone else’s karmic burden of killing to strike back.

This is... getting what you deserve!

Yeah! It has nothing to do with me! I’m just an innocent high school kid.

Only later did I learn that my real profession was...

Bystander A tried to mediate: “He just wants to live. Why provoke him? Is your life not miserable enough already?”

Bystander B: “You never said she was off-limits, too!”

I’m no good at writing blurbs, so please head to the main story.

The farther you read, the better it gets. If you’re not satisfied, send me a knife!