They thought that after keeping me as their blood bag for twenty-two years, I'd be theirs to drain for the rest of my life.
Then, on my birthday, I awakened the ability to read minds. From then on, I saw through every lie and decided to live for myself. My new motto: “The end of the universe is a secure government job; the start of happiness is cutting ties with your family.”
Then I heard every filthy thought they had.
I stopped arguing. I stopped crying.
I simply packed my bags in silence, then
Used an acceptance letter to shatter all their carefully laid plans.
Used a property deed to shut down every one of their guilt trips.
Reborn? No need.
Going crazy? Too low-class.
I choose to win it all back with the kind of grace this society respects most.
The first thing you do after landing a secure job is dump your sweetheart? No. I'll start by cutting off my whole bloodsucking family.
