Son, Stop Simping. Dad's Taking You Out to Tear Up the Streets on a Fire-Spitting Bike

[Loving Father, Filial Son + Everyone's a Villain + Absurd Antics + No More Inner Turmoil + Hilarious Wish-Fulfillment]

In middle age, Qin Xiao has just finalized his divorce when he turns around and sees his own son kneeling before the campus beauty, begging her to accept his breakfast.

Looking at his son's textbook case of a simp behavior, Qin Xiao awakens the **[Middle-Aged Rebellious System]**.

Reasoning with people? That's just impotent rage!

Only magic can defeat magic, and only a weirdo can defeat a weirdo!

Qin Xiao immediately pulls out five hundred yuan and hires a "street delinquent girl" to come home with him.

"Son, quit simping! Dad's going to show you the world and teach you what real 'push and pull' looks like!"

And so, the whole story takes a sharp turn:

While his son is still crying over a green tea girl, Qin Xiao is already riding through the streets on a modified motorcycle with the delinquent girl, blasting music and dancing the social shuffle beneath the girl's apartment until she starts questioning her life!

When relatives make snide remarks at the New Year's Eve dinner, Qin Xiao goes berserk with his son. He not only flips the table, but also hands every relative a copy of a "Psychiatric Evaluation"!

When his son wants to win back his relationship, Qin Xiao takes him straight to Ding Fatty Plaza in Los Angeles: "Can't get a meal? Go fight the homeless for one! Don't come crying to me if you lose!"