I Really Can't Keep Doing This Bizarre Stuff

I'm a rule-based horror scenario. My job is to drive the residents of this building to collapse in fear.

But I've hit the biggest obstacle of my career: a maintenance worker named Chen Chang.

I made the hallway stretch on forever. He put up a sign: "Passage under maintenance. Please use another route."

I made blood flow from the faucets. He replaced a pipe and muttered, "Old buildings sure do have a lot of rust."

I made every television show a ghostly face. He went door to door checking the signal, then concluded, "Must be interference in this area. I've reported it for repairs."

One by one, he "fixed" my powers, turning them into ordinary maintenance problems with his "reasonable repairs."

I couldn't take it anymore. I revealed my most terrifying form and engulfed the entire building.

He merely looked up at me, then pulled out his phone. "Hello? Is this the fire department? We seem to have a gigantic, illegally installed inflatable sculpture here. Yes, it's blocking the light and ventilation, and it's partly obstructing the fire exit..."

I... I broke. Please, just get off work already! I'm done with this horror scenario!