I am a rules geek, and my mission is to make the people of this building collapse in fear.
But I encountered the biggest obstacle in my career - a maintenance worker named Chen Chang.
I let the corridor extend infinitely, and he put up a sign: "The corridor is under maintenance, please go around."
I let the faucet bleed, and he replaced the water pipe, muttering: "There is a lot of rust in the old building."
I made all the TV sets make faces, and he went from house to house to check the signal, and finally concluded: "It should be signal interference in the area, and it has been reported for repair."
My power was used by him to "reasonably repair" the problems, and one by one he "repaired" them into daily faults.
I couldn't bear it anymore and took on the most terrifying form, covering the whole building.
He just looked up at me and then took out his mobile phone: "Hello? Is this the fire brigade? We seem to have a giant illegal inflatable model here. Yes, it affects ventilation and lighting, and it also blocks the fire escape..."
I... I'm broken. Please get off work quickly! I won't do this weird talk!
It looks good, I like it, author, keep it up!