“Your Majesty! If you keep indulging in the imperial harem, the kingdom will fall!!”
Zhang Mingyuan wakes from a nap to find himself in the body of a foolish emperor whose kingdom is doomed. Rebel forces are at the gates, while treacherous ministers inside the palace are stabbing him in the back left and right.
He looks at the court officials, each with a flashing red [90% colluding with the enemy!] above their heads.
His blood pressure shoots through the roof
Then, to everyone’s utter shock, he declares:
“Someone! I want to take this little eunuch to bed!”
The Chancellor: “???”
The Minister of War: “?? Has this foolish emperor lost his mind?”
Xiao Anzi: “Who?? Me??”
Years later, the emperor of a rival kingdom kneels in the grass and weeps: “We agreed to carve up the fool’s kingdom together. How did you all end up as his lackeys?!”
Beside him, the Chancellor bows his head with a sigh.
He will regret forever that night he let the dog emperor take the little eunuch to bed:
“If I’d known, I should’ve joined in too...”
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