I Was Laid Off, So I Rewrote the Rules. Now the World Begs Me to Become a God

【Wild Premise + Rule-Based Powers + Overpowered Lead + Nonstop Action + No Female Lead/One Female Lead】 Lin Ji is inexplicably fired by his company, but unexpectedly awakens the 【Universal Code Editor】. In his eyes, the world is no longer made of matter, but of lines of code he can alter at will! His former boss tries to stiff him on his pay? Target: Boss; Attribute: Sphincter laxity; Parameter: 100% (permanent and irreversible). That very day, the boss suffers a humiliating public meltdown in the conference room, and the video goes viral! Wall Street financial sharks try to short the A-shares market? Target: US stock market trading rules; Add logic: When losses exceed 0.1%, automatically trigger an infinite trading halt. That day, rooftops across Wall Street fill with long queues, and the global financial world gets on its knees, begging Lin Ji to stop! Then an alien fleet arrives, shouting that it will destroy the insects. Lin Ji calmly types a line of code: if (alien lifeforms enter the solar system) { Action: Everyone performs the dance to “The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style” in unison; Duration: Until they drop dead from exhaustion; } Watching the interstellar warships sway their hips and shake their bottoms in perfect unison in space, all of humanity goes mad: “The hell, code can do that too?!” A higher-dimensional civilization says, “Um... Great One, we were just passing through. Could you delete this ‘Anyone who passes through must die’ code?”