You Promised a Relaxing Wellness Retreat, So Why Are You Making Me March the Long March?

Name: You Promised a Relaxing Wellness Retreat, So Why Are You Making Me March the Long March?
Author: Old Liu Next Door

说好休闲养生，你让我走长征？

by Old Liu Next Door (隔壁老溜)

Status: Completed
Length: 205k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 7mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Relaxing wellness is a lie! This is a hardcore Long March that’ll make the whole internet cry!

A 30% pain setting scares off thousands. The historical details are more accurate than a county gazetteer, and one wrong choice means total annihilation!

The veteran squad leader takes a bullet, the bugler plays his horn. Dare you cross the Xiang River and witness the miracle of thirty thousand survivors?