If You Were Asked to Go to School, How Could You Crash the Stock Market?

Others are eight years old: Mom, I want to buy Ultraman! Zhao Lin, eight years old: Mom, I will help you triple this 200,000, but let's make a deal first—the country is in dire straits and I won't make any money. The whole network exploded. A kid who climbed out of a ravine stole his family's life-saving money and speculated in gold, making a profit of 300,000 yuan in half a month. The reporter asked: "Where is the next trend?" He stared at the camera and spit out two words: sand. "There will be a flood in Province J, and the sand will rise thirty times." The host's eyes lit up: "How much do you vote for?" "I don't vote for a cent." Zhao Lin's little face was as straight as a veteran cadre, "When the flood comes, I hoard sand to make money? Then what's the difference between me and the leech lying on the victims' bodies to suck blood?" There were three million people in the live broadcast room, and the barrage changed from "Fuck the prodigy" to "I knelt down for an eight-year-old child." But this is just the beginning - When everyone thought he was a "moral kidnapping genius," Zhao Lin took out his phone and pulled up a document: "But I can teach the country how to save three billion." Flood prevention plans, material allocation, logistics route optimization... Are all data models that adults cannot understand. The phone number of the Ministry of Water Resources was bombarded, and the Tsinghua Admissions Office bought station tickets and rushed to his home overnight. And his parents are still struggling: "Son, are you a Wenquxing who descended to earth, or have you become a spirit due to system loopholes?" Zhao Lin sighed and looked at the line of words in his mind that only he could see—— [System prompt: Detection of the host triggers the "Feelings of Family and Country" achievement and unlocks a new function - prediction of national fortunes] Okay, let's show off. He not only wants to be a stock god, but also a national teacher. "I am eight years old and have two lifetimes of experience. I will help you win this game."