After My Secret Was Leaked, All the Goddesses in the Company Were Trying to Catch Me

After Shen Yan passed through the book, he was bound to the most deceptive system: [Fired by the CEO → Go home to save terminally ill sister] Intentional mistake → electric shock punishment [Complete the mission perfectly → Reward god-level skills] He decided to finish the cannon fodder plot quietly and seek a quick death (cross out). Until one day—— On the surface, he handed over the documents respectfully, but on the inside, he was frantically scrolling: "I can play with Mr. Lu's black stockings for ten years... No, what am I thinking? Fire me now!" "Queen Su's third button is in danger when she bends over... Wake up, Anan! You have to go home!" "Lin Weiwei's perfume is like first love... Help, why did my hand automatically brew the matching tea?!" The movements of all the women in the office froze at the same time. ——They could hear his voice. What's even more frightening is that the system has also professionalized his "lustful instinct": The eyes automatically scan three-dimensional data, the nose becomes an odor analyzer, and the fingers have a tactile memory bank. Moreover, the mouth is always one step ahead of the brain: "Mr. Lu, your pelvic tilt is 5 degrees forward when you are standing. It is recommended to adjust it." (Hands are already on the waist) "Ms. Su, the underwire of the underwear is half a size too small, which affects blood circulation." (After saying this, I wanted to slap myself) "Ms. Lin, the mixture of perfume and sweat produces an acidic smell of acetone... I will change it for you." As a result, the workplace has become a large-scale elite site: He has a professional smile on the outside, but he is full of talk on the inside. They were as cold as ice on the outside, but they laughed so hard on the inside that they even cooperated with the performance. This book is purely fictional.