Others live in a haunted house because they are afraid of ghosts, but I live in a haunted house because I am afraid of breaking the law.
Since wearing the ancestral wooden bracelet, I have unlocked a new way to get rich - killing ghosts, writing about ghosts, submitting articles, and getting money. Other writers spend money collecting stories, but I make money collecting stories. While other Taoist priests apply talismans to subdue demons, I have to write lines for the protagonist to subdue demons.
I thought I would be at the top of my life, until the editor sent me a message:
"If you delay the next serialization, I will send your address to the families of the evil ghosts you wrote to death."
——Hengpi: This story is purely fictional, but it is even more true.
