My name is Xiao Bei, an ordinary landlord of a rental house. My biggest dream in this life is to collect rent, sleep peacefully, and not cause trouble.
Until I met an old fairy agent named Liu Laoliu. He patted his chest and told me: Find you a group of good tenants with a clean history and a good reputation.
I believed his lies.
That afternoon, Qin Shihuang, Liu Bang, Xiang Yu, Cao Cao, Zhuge Liang, Guan Yu, Li Shimin, Wu Zetian, Li Bai, Du Fu...
Five thousand years of emperors, generals, ministers, and men of letters all squeezed into my 80-square-meter home.
Emperors competed for the master bedroom, military generals competed for the sofa, literati competed for the desk, and poets competed for the wine.
The fight over a bowl of sweet and salty tofu can be overwhelming, the fight for WiFi can be almost violent, and the ordering of takeout can be spent half the night studying.
The emperor who once ruled the world is now settling utility bills with me;
The overlord who once conquered all corners of the country is now jumping around in a hurry to grab the toilet;
The immortal genius who once wrote poems and drunken Chang'an is now squatting in front of the refrigerator looking for an ice drink.
A room full of great figures who rewrote history, getting involved, arguing with each other, causing trouble and making jokes in a modern shared house.
And I, Xiao Bei, have become the only unlucky landlord in this mess that is the biggest mess in history, taking care of food and housing, and having to break up fights every day.
Warm reminder: This book does not involve cultivating immortals, fighting monsters, or saving the world. It only contains historical celebrities living their lives in the market as hilarious cross talk.
Reader comments
There were too many people coming out at once and it was too chaotic. It didn't have the sense of gradualness like the first chaos in history. The ancients knew the master bedroom and the second bedroom from the beginning. But in fact, the ancients' concept should be the main room and the wing room. Moreover, the ancients' attitude towards the thatched room should be to stay away from the main room. If there is a thatched room in the main house, the ancients' thinking should not be to grab the main room.
There were too many people coming out at once and it was too chaotic. It didn't have the sense of gradualness like the first chaos in history. The ancients knew the master bedroom and the second bedroom from the beginning. But in fact, the ancients' concept should be the main room and the wing room. Moreover, the ancients' attitude towards the thatched room should be to stay away from the main room. If there is a thatched room in the main house, the ancients' thinking should not be to grab the main room.