When the enemy troops approached the city, I calmly took out my sack and planned to escape.
Unexpectedly, the King of War God broke into the city single-handedly, and his first words were: "You can tie me up, but you have to use a concentric knot."
Later, after he finished approving the memorial all night, he came to me through the window and said, "Madam, how many times have you been tied up today?"
I kicked him out of the room: "Tie your head up! We agreed that we would not interfere with each other if we were married!"
He carried the mandarin duck pillow and said aggrievedly: "But when you 'passed' my bathroom yesterday... You obviously swallowed your saliva."
