A Taotie Cub Gets Registered, and the Section Chief Is Forced to Become Its Nanny

Name: A Taotie Cub Gets Registered, and the Section Chief Is Forced to Become Its Nanny
Author: Dwelling in Delay

饕餮幼崽上户口，科长被迫当奶爸

by Dwelling in Delay (栖于迟)

Status: Completed
Length: 308k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Modern Romance High-Concept
Updated: 6mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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I'm an ancient Taotie. After being reborn, all I want is a government job and a steady paycheck.

But on my very first day at work, I get so hungry that I turn into a three-year-old in front of everyone! My clothes fall all over the floor!

Other people come back reborn with cheat abilities. I come back and go straight into “hell survival mode.” My stone-faced section chief, with a face black as a pot, frantically makes formula for me while lying over the phone: “The printer's broken! There's no baby crying!”

Later, I discover that everyone in our subdistrict office is hiding a secret identity! The sweet auntie is the Weaver Girl, the socially anxious programmer is a Bi Fang, and even the section chief is a powerful figure from a past life who used his own merit to make me pancakes. Well, I guess I've become the subdistrict office's beloved mascot.

From then on, my daily routine is: Hungry, hungry. Food, please. Pick me up!

Ancient ferocious beasts attack? I clutch my bottle and recite public security regulations.

Evil spirits cause trouble? The aunties from the whole neighborhood pool their merit to make “a thousand homes aglow” into a midnight snack for me.

For other people, passing the civil service exam means landing a job. For me, it means getting into a “daycare center run entirely by powerful big shots.”

Now here's the question: How much merit does it take to raise a little Taotie?

(My section chief dad is frantically calculating, and his face is getting darker by the minute...)

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