【Urban Imagination + Special Powers + Cultivation + Cultivation Card-Drawing System + No-Brainer Comedy】
He failed to awaken, and then got struck by lightning!
Have you ever seen a protagonist this unlucky?
【The Cultivation Card-Drawing System has finished fusing. Please activate it as soon as possible, Host!】
【Mission failed: The Host will be unable to stand for ten years!】
“What the heck?”
“Try again? Am I really this unlucky?”
“Ten-pull and try again! Even A-San isn’t as unlucky as me!”
【Mission: Teach the Ghost Wolf the nine-times table. Reward: the ancient immortal art, The Eight-Nine Mysterious Art!】
“Damn, what kind of mission is this? Can a human even do that?”
“But the reward is pretty good!”
Qin Xian stared at the reward revealed as the purple light faded!
When he saw what it really was, he was dumbfounded!
The System’s voice rang out: 【Congratulations, Host! You have obtained a specially made alchemy vessel: the Primordial Alchemy Pot!】
【This pot makes pills at incredible speed, making it the world’s number one alchemy tool!】
【This pot is incredibly versatile. It can be used for alchemy, crafting, refining people, refining demons, and... refining anything, anywhere, anytime!】
【This pot is unbelievably sturdy. It won’t break if dropped, smashed, burned, or chilled. It can also be used as a weapon!】
The Primordial Alchemy Pot? An alchemy vessel?
Wait! System, take a good look. What does this thing have to do with a cauldron?
Isn’t it just a pot? A rice cooker, at that!
