[System + Livestreaming + Elegant Madman + Ruthless Combat + Physical Exorcism + Dark]
In 2044, the supernatural returns, and everyone awakens an ability. The strong can sever rivers with a wave of their hand, while the weak become food. Lin Que awakens the only hidden sequence, S-007: [Paper Effigy Maker]! But the whole internet mocks him: “What era are we living in, and you're still messing around with feudal superstition? Are you trying to laugh the supernatural to death so it'll inherit its Ant Group credit line?” “Fragile, flammable, and takes forever to wind up. This class belongs guarding the gates of a funeral home!”
Facing a tide of beasts and a million haters in his livestream, Lin Que elegantly pulls on a pair of white gloves and produces a gleaming [Namo Gatling Bodhisattva]. “Hold it right there, lay devotee. This monk is about to give you a physical exorcism!” Rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat! Six barrels fire depleted uranium rounds, spinning three thousand six hundred times a second! Under a radiant golden light, an S-rank Ghost King is reduced to scraps on the spot! The entire internet is stunned: “??? What the hell! You call this feudal superstition?!”
But this is only the beginning! When the Western gods descend and mock Huaxia for having no gods, he paints the eyes of [Great Sage Equal to Heaven], who pierces the sky with a single staff strike and shatters the Celestial Court! When the Abyssal Overlord awakens and tries to devour the world, he unfurls [Hall of Ten Thousand Hells], sending Black and White Impermanence to reap souls while an army of a hundred thousand underworld soldiers forms ranks!
Standing amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood, Lin Que calmly touches up the makeup on his paper effigies. “Don't be scared, everyone. I'm just a craftsman with a tiny bit of OCD.” The ghosts and gods tremble: “Please stop pretending, boss! You call this craftsmanship? You've built the whole Underworld!”
