It is impossible to lie flat, not even anywhere in this life.
Xu Hongdou, a former five-star hotel king, transformed into a young talent in the harem. She just wants to be a salted fish and die in peace.
She has a clear plan: hide in a corner, grow some vegetables, be transparent, stay away from the emperor, and survive until the end.
Until she secretly ate supper in the royal kitchen, she bumped into a smiling "fat eunuch" and gave her a piece of crystal elbow, and listened to her vomiting bitterness.
She complained: "If a man is reliable, a sow can climb a tree. Position and honor are not as good as a full meal!"
He nodded: "That makes sense."
Later, the imperial decree arrived.
In the Nuan Pavilion, the bright yellow figure turned around, and the familiar fat face smiled warmly: "My beloved, how does the elbow taste? Can we have supper together tonight?"
Xu Hongdou: "..."
Is it too late to live on another planet?
