[Three Kingdoms + transmigration + System + comedy + political maneuvering + advanced technology + farming + scheming + subverting expectations]
He has barely transmigrated when his boss, Dong Zhuo, is about to have him burned alive as a human lantern!
Chen Xu, a finance-industry wage slave, activates the “Ultimate Wage Slave System” and fires back with a “Luoyang Asset Restructuring Plan,” turning the burning of the city into a demolition project and a massacre into a money-making opportunity!
From then on, the Three Kingdoms takes a wildly different turn.
With a bottle of erguotou and a pair of long johns, he fools Lu Fengxian, the greatest warrior under heaven, into becoming his devoted little brother!
He carves a hundred radishes into imperial seals, sending the eighteen allied warlords scrambling to get their hands on one. They kill each other over the “Mandate of Heaven,” and the coalition against Dong Zhuo falls apart without a fight!
At Hulao Pass, he sets up a giant loudspeaker and exposes the warlords’ dirty secrets in front of everyone. A deadly showdown turns into a battlefield full of spectators enjoying the drama!
Moving the capital to Chang’an opens the door to a whole new world!
Dong Zhuo spins grand promises and gets into real estate, opens banks, and issues bonds. With “dragon-vein school district homes” and “mortgages,” he drains the wallets of the wealthy across the land!
Situ Wang Yun offers Diao Chan for a beauty trap? Chen Xu signs her on the spot and sends her on her way to the spotlight, holding a sensational “Produce 101” that turns the most beautiful woman in the land into a top-tier star!
When war becomes a business battle, political maneuvering turns into KPIs, and Lu Bu picks up a microphone, what new tricks will this chaotic Three Kingdoms come up with?
Throw away everything and see happiness. As long as it's not too serious, this book is quite enjoyable.
. It looks great, it looks great, it looks great, I give it five stars.