Genshin Impact: Teaching Ei About JKs, Caught by Yae Miko

Good news: I transmigrated to Inazuma, became its regent, and can hear the System notifications.

Bad news: my inner thoughts are livestreamed straight to the people I’m trying to win over!

From then on, my career became an extreme survival challenge.

I want to ask Raiden Ei out on a date.

What I say: “The Shogun, for the future of Inazuma, please inspect the state of the people.”

What I’m thinking: [The shut-in finally agreed to go out. I have to win her over tonight!]

Raiden Ei silently drew her naginata, its blade flashing.

I want to discuss business with Yae Miko.

What I say: “Lady Miko, Yae Publishing House’s publicity plan needs some adjustments.”

What I’m thinking: [That sly fox’s tail is so beautiful. I bet it feels amazing…]

Yae Miko smiled sweetly and released her Sesshou Sakura, sparks crackling.

I want to poach talent from Liyue.

What I say: “Ladies, this concerns cooperation that will shape the future of our two nations.”

What I’m thinking: [First, trick Ganyu into being my secretary, then get Keqing into black stockings… Perfect plan!]

Keqing and Ganyu exchanged a glance, then silently gripped their sword and bow as elemental energy flickered around them.

Hey, I get that you’re all blushing, but could you put your weapons down first?!

How did this dating sim turn into a deadly battlefield of romantic rivals?!