When traveling through time and cultivating immortality, my system's style is wrong.
While others wield swords, I wield a two-dimensional figure, and I still have to shout shameful lines.
At the critical moment of life and death, it made me recite Ba Zongwen to the whole audience: "Immortal Lord... Don't..."
Our company is dead.
And then - I won.
From then on, the atmosphere in the world of immortality gradually collapsed.
The strongest sound attack is a spell that makes people dig their toes into the ground, and the invincible shield relies on dancing "Pure Land".
When I was forced to fold ninety-nine paper cranes for the Iceberg Saint and confess my love, the system laughed:
"If it fails, just play your affectionate recording in a loop."
What's even scarier is:
The research-crazy senior sister began to record every moment of my social life;
The queen of business sent a sky-high investment contract;
The old enemy, the Saint, came with a sword in hand, her eyes complicated;
The whispers of the system in my mind are becoming more and more like the devil's bewitchment...
On this absurd road of cultivating immortality through social death, I only understand two things:
1. As long as I am not embarrassed, the entire fairy world will be embarrassed.
2. Sooner or later, my toes will dig out an invincible cave.
——High energy ahead, enter with caution. Your toes, are you ready?