Programmer Liu Xingchi died suddenly while working overtime, but was bound to the [Executive Deputy GOAT Training System] - since then, his height has skyrocketed by 15 centimeters, and his hairline has also skyrocketed by 0.5 Centimeters.
The system says it can make him a historical superstar, but why are all the skills it teaches them "Dream Lingbo Step" (walking without blowing), "Responsibility Shifting Gaze" (spreading hands to throw away the blame) and "Smart Groin" (it hurts when it hurts)?
What's even more frightening is that every time he uses a system skill, his body mutates a little like a crab: he shoots from the outside, has a hard armor on his back, and can even spit out crab roe after the game... It's not a metaphor, it's real crab roe.
Now he faces the ultimate choice: should he listen to the system's maxed-out statistics and become the "second man in history", or should he be a human being and even lose? Oh, by the way, the system recently started playing "Song of Yangcheng Lake" in his head.
"I just want to ask," Liu Xingchi complained to the crab shadow in the mirror, "Who is the person who still likes me after I'm like this?"
